I sat at my computer with a cat on my lap to help me relax
She flew up from her seat like the cat’s a bat outta hell bent on a personal attack
Reacts as though she saw a rat on my lap instead of a cat
Like a spoiled brat she makes me put my cats on lock down
She flew up from her seat like the cat’s a bat outta hell bent on a personal attack
I put on my thinking cap try to resolve the problem - get it down pat
Like a spoiled brat she makes me put my cats on lock down
I frown at the crackdown - locking the cats out of my computer room is wearing on my nerves
I put on my thinking cap try to solve the problem down pat
I want to tell her scat she deserves no reserves
I frown at the crackdown - locking the cats out of my computer room is wearing on my nerves
Sets me all a gloom a sense of doom pervades my bloom
I want to tell her scat she deserves no reserves
I’m unnerved and need to conserve my energy, my synergy
Sets me all a gloom a sense of doom pervades my bloom
I upbraid her try to turn myself into a mermaid to escape her
It would be in her interest to understand the facts
Reacts as though she saw a rat on my lap instead of a cat
Please try to understand I’m your worker not your doormat
I sat at my computer with a cat on my lap to help me relax
Did Google just eat my comment???
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My cat sleeps in the closet all day
Surfaces only to pee and say "Hey!"
Slinks for a snuggle when he's in the mood.
But finds me pronto if he senses food!
xoxo
That is so funny Jannie!
ReplyDeleteLeft a comment and a link for you.
http://www.helium.com/items/154714-how-to-write-a-pantoum-poem
you should make it a complete pantoum - it's funny and you can sing it.
Cool -- i will check out the link later.
ReplyDeleteAnd.... I have chose YOU for 2 poetry "awards" on my blog!!
Here, baby..
http://www.janniefunster.com/2010/04/07/sail-a-poem-and-a-child-out-to-sea-a-poem/
Couldn't you train the cat to do something useful like make you a coffee while you are earning a living for the both of you. The little dickens doesn't know when its well off
ReplyDeleteWow another laugh elicited. I love cats and I love people who can make me laugh.
ReplyDeleteSo, you like to laugh do you? Well,............
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