DO YOU REALLY THINK I’M CRAZY?

The electromagnet sitting on the fridge makes me bigger

Carrot juice makes me stronger

Zinfandel makes me grow longer

Broccoli to make muscle mass leaner

I've grown two inches taller since you last saw me

Did I mention ginger burns fat?

I'm 20 pounds thinner in only 2 months.

Ginkgo biloba makes me smarter

All other species of Ginkgophyta extinct

Gingo biloba only one left

Use many herbs to cure my numerous ills

Quicker ills pop up faster they disintegrate

Garlic cures infections inside and out

I'm superwoman, you're a has been

No justice at all.

Need rulers to tell us what to do

Followers need leaders

Like Peter Pan and Benjamin Button

we never grow older

Like Benjamin Button,

every day  grow younger

Soon we won't exist at all

No need to hire anyone for work

Do everything ourselves

Super powers in our brain.

Self-sufficient towers

Of humanity

We"ll be better every day.

Poor, downtrodden humans will survive
Hopefully we get what we deserve